It’s Always the Quiet Ones

On tonight’s episode of Army Wives, one of Pamela’s students goes into business for herself selling “housewares”. The guests arrives only to find that “housewares” is a euphemism for lingerie and adult toys. Although nobody should be blindsided like that, if you’ve never been to one of those parties, you have no idea what you’re missing! It is like being in the locker room. I’ve been to all girl parties and nothing gets girls to bond like men and sex. Yes, some people are going to be shy, but all you need is that ONE person to get the party started &emdash; and some liquor.

A good host will begin with ice breakers that allow guest to ease into talking about sex: attraction, what’s sexy, who’s done what…And then it gets a little more interesting when the merchandise comes out. At the party, there are at least 3 types at the party:

  • The livewire: the person or couple who have a wide range of “experience” and won’t hesitate to talk about it.
  • Closet freaks: (of course I don’t mean freak as a judgment word). There is always the person you wouldn’t expect to have done the things they did
  • The student: These are the people who are clearly learning from the experience.

Which one are you?

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~ by 2muchtv on July 26, 2009.

One Response to “It’s Always the Quiet Ones”

  1. LMFAO is all I can say. Roland’s expressions were priceless!

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