Bad Girls Club Guide to Fighting in the Nightclub

The Bad Girls Club is back in Miami. And in the second episode the girls have already gotten kicked out of the club. Back in the day, I used to hit the club regularly, and I managed to leave without getting in a fight. Even on the nights when I drank too much. But I’ve been watching enough reality tv on how to get in a fight at the club

1) Take yourself too seriously. Get upset at every eye roll or percieved negative comment. Assume that any vague comment like, “she thinks she’s cute” is directed at you. Give those chicks the satisfaction of being on camera even though it is obvious that that’s what they are trying to do in the first place.

2) Drink too much. Drinking impairs your judgement, so by all means do that.

3) Dance and flirt with other girls’ boyfriends. Certainly you would get in a fight over a guy at a club, so why wouldn’t that girl?

4) Abandon common sense. This is a catchall that includes getting in fights with the girls you came to the club with.

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~ by 2muchtv on August 31, 2010.

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